Wasn't planning on writing anything today, but then this happened!
So I was waiting for the bus, and a guy walks up and sits down, and I'm all friendly and he's all friendly, and he asks me if we've met before. It's when he gets this close that I notice that he reeks of alcohol, and that it's only 11 am. Then he starts telling me about how he lives in a tree up on the North shore and that he has a million dollars hidden inside of it and that he just bought himself a woman and he was looking for friends to introduce her to.
But then the bus came and we parted ways.